Men's Health Combination Lock

Failure Homer for President (10 reasons)

10. I'm Smarter Than the last guy.
9. With an oval office, I can not bump into anything.
8. Fox News is Already on my side.
7. I will take full Advantage of That eat the free food with the job.
6. I Have Enormous experience apologizing for failed decisions.
5. I will Appoint a Secretary of Donuts.
4. I will be the Secretary of Donuts.
3. My middle name Hussein isn't ... anymore.
2. My vice president Will Be Mayor McCheese.
1. Kick-ass inauguration party! Bring a six pack and you're in

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