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youth 'Blind Fury', the bad ... the fun

say that Nicolas Cage has spent years in the doldrums is nothing new. In fact, it was never gifted for this performance. But it's still a guy who continues to make films. Many. And usually pretty bad, of course (no more to remember their last two The Sorcerer's Apprentice and witches in time). I do not know how or why, but still convincing producers and directors to be given the prominence of his films. Blind Fury is the ultimate. Nicolas Cage And if we add a dash crazy, a phrase memorably horrific, a tone of parody within the parody itself, a 3D shooting children, the cute blond girl minifaldera usual, the protagonist topicazo of surly-but-for-good -heart, a touch of fantasy and lots and lots and lots of wild and uncontrolled action ... it remains so bad that the strength sports. Because, make no mistake, Blind Fury is a bad movie. Very bad. But as you know it is truly beyond the border of laughter and entertainment with amazing ease.

And anyone who tries to find something sensible Blind Fury takes really clear. Already in the first scene are exposed the pretensions of the film. If you do not pilláis grace, if you do not think at least "go frikadas Martian now this guy has done" with a smile, leave it, this is not your movie, because there are 100 minutes in the same tone. Nicolas Cage's own it is almost a parody of itself, the action hero who for years has worked to interpret. Verle garb to the Terminator (topped with the inevitable sunglasses and a blond toupee ...) wakes up and hilarity. But add to his first appearance a 3D topic of bullets directed at the camera and shotgun barrels that seek to exceed the screen and invade the stalls is the shot you need to prepare this introduction: Blind Fury going to be a chaos, that's the thought that the scene required a priori and a surreal prologue wake. Then it turns out that the prologue is explained, as we are not only before a delirious action movie, but it is a fantasy tale joyously absurd.

clarify these assumptions, failure to submit the inevitable: the blonde who accompany Nicolas Cage during the whole film, sometimes with a very short jeans, sometimes with a complete cowboy set, always with a very low-necked white shirt, sometimes with braces, sometimes covered by a jacket but always so impossible to spot as the face of the beautiful actress to have marks of the wounds of the many fights that are just getting into. Actress Amber Heard is chosen, a model that still looks beautiful film that put his picture on the more web pages better and so far had only known for playing the same character that Charlize Theron young North Country. When her character, Piper, says that the "fucking devil worshipers" one does not know if it is immersed in the surreal world of The Big Lebowski or if, conversely, is attending this festival fireworks, erotic and run riot. The fact is that every time it jumps a phrase as memorable as the previous one, laughter is inevitable. Is that what you were looking for the perpetrators of the movie? One can only think so, so, for his sincerity, almost deserve applause.

The director and writer of this (if, again, will see the humor appropriate) outrage is hilarious Patrick Lussier, editor a handful of movies from the 90, including the saga Scream and Dracula 2001 director , White Noise 2 or A Bloody Valentine. Dubious credentials. His way of shooting was close to that of any other. Much noise, many explosions, slow motion planes scattered here and there. More or less as usual. And so everything is in the hands of grace that might raise your script and the charisma of the actors. And if Nicolas Cage has something, even to hate him, the truth is that the master of this movie, with permission from Amber Heard and his fight against another woman naked in the street (yes, as is), William Fitchner is a very common side's last appearance was featured in the opening scene of The Dark Knight. He, better than anyone, understands the nonsense tone that requires the film and, especially, his character so you can have a minimum acceptance.

The truth is that there are not many laps to give. This is a film in which a mysterious man has a dangerous mission, rescuing a baby from a satanic cult that aims to sacrifice to change the established order. By the way, get an attractive woman accompanying him, there will be some nudity, many explosions, fights all type (I forgive you going to insist on the fight between Amber Heard and a naked woman, because it does not have to say that Nicolas Cage kills four types while, and I say as stars in a sex scene and does not plan to bet on this sequence, go ...), and 3D special effects almost as parodic as the tone of the film and a final climax, which of course lead to an epilogue open, lest the invention to be successful and everything. Are beginning to put these Martian fashion where there is no catch but, in essence, have their point. Only viewers in the mood and the right company, but it has its point. Even as a film by Nicolas Cage. Even though anyone who reads what I write think I've gone crazy.

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